So remember that trip to New York recently, when we spent that night on the town and saw Leslie's FANTASTIC comedy show about her wacky crazy awesome family, and we laughed until we peed in our pants? No? You don't remember that? Well, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK. So drunk you passed out, and I had to hold back your hair, and then later I had to console you and tell you that everything was okay, and not to worry because EVERYbody does that when they're drunk, even though really, NObody does that when they're drunk, but I didn't want you to feel bad. Listen, though: you can make it up to me. All of it. The only thing you have to do is VOTE HERE. That's right! Click on this link, cast your vote, and HELP LESLIE'S SHOW WIN THE FRIGID FESTIVAL AUDIENCE CHOICE AWARD! I mean, it's the least you can do. Especially after...you know.
p.s. Because you were just THAT WASTED, I thought I should let you know the show's name is Vodka Shoes (that should ring a bell considering what you did later), we went to the show on opening night, the 25th, and our zip code was 10048 while we were in New York. I LOVE YOU!