I hate to toot my own horn, but honestly that's not true at all and GUESS WHAT?! A photograph I've taken is in the window of a department store! I KNOW. I can pretty much retire now. Check this out:
I took that headshot of my boss because I'm so awesome and now it's in a window because my boss is so awesome and WE'RE ALL WINNERS!
Please do contact me if you too would like a department-store-window-worthy headshot. I'm just that good*.
Love and hugs,
*If by 'good' we mean 'lucky.' Luck is ALSO a skill.