Today I would like to introduce you to some new friends of mine, the Puritans. They live in my roommates' dollhouse and you can tell they like to have a good time:
Mr. Puritan comes with a cell phone. He is a busy man with lots of business to do. He's also very stylish. Mrs. Puritan is busy, too, and her business is child-rearing. She wields her baby's bottle with nothing short of single-minded devotion.
Actually, it's pretty impressive that they have a child to rear given that they sleep in twin beds watched over by the kind-hearted gazes of Grandma and 'special' Uncle Johnny.
This is Baby Puritan, their lone offspring, who looks alarmingly like Grandma. She sleeps in the attic. This is perfect, since up here she can't possibly disturb any of the good times being had in the twin beds below.
I think we can all learn here.